WOW! I swear this has been the longest week ever! The whole thing sucked! Everyday was filled with suckiness! (I know that it's not a word!) I am so glad it is Friday! I am doing a Friday dance! It kinda resembles the pee-pee dance, but with more enthusiasm! Only 27 minutes to go!! I can't wait!

Here is what I am doing this weekend. First, I am going to my own deserted island (deserted in a good way!), where I will sit and sip strawberry daiquiris all day under the shade of large coconut trees. Then when I am tired of strawberry, I will switch to banana. After a few rounds of drinks I will get sleepy, so I will relax in my large hammock while gorgeous men fan me with palm branches and feed me grapes. I will nap for a while before getting ready for a night on the town. (Yeah, there are clubs and stuff on my island!) My personal assistants will tend to my every need, such as fixing my hair and choosing my clothes. A gorgeous man arrives right on time to take me out for dinner and dancing. After a romantic evening, we go for a long romantic walk on the beach.

Okay, so that’s all BS! I will really spend the weekend cleaning my house and yelling at the kids, but it is all great! You want to know why? Because I will not be at work!!! Oh yeah!

WooHoo only 7 minutes to go!!