this misunderestimation of the pitbill!

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

I have a new favorite thing…Bushisms! In case you have never heard of them, Wikipedia defines Bushism as “a word, phrase, or other grammatical configurations unique to the style of President George W. Bush while speaking publicly and usually extemporaneously. Quite often the meaning is different from the intended message and creates a humorous phrase. These phrases have crept into popular folklore and there have been entire websites dedicated to this.”

I feel that regardless of your political preference you can’t help but laugh at some of the dismembered dialog that our 43rd president declares.

Just a few of my favorite Bushisms:
"I can only speak to myself." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me." —Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."—Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo.

"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."-Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."—Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

And this is just the tip of the iceberg! To see more funny Bushisms Slate.com’s "The Complete Bushisms" Page has a slew of them.

I hate for my long awaited blog to be about something stupid, but I just got to! The last few weeks I have been watching a lot of T.V. and while I usually love the crime shows I have to admit it is getting out of hand. What is there, about 4 Law and Orders now? And there are 3 CSI’s. I figure in a couple of years we can make a CSI channel and each town in the US can have their own show. Now, don’t get me wrong, I am an original CSI nut! I have not been as crazy about Miami or NY, but I am loyal to Grissom and his band of phenolphthalein ferrying friends. Anyway, there is a new show on CBS called Criminal Minds. I am not sure what night it comes on as I think I have seen it on several times in one week. The show itself is not bad, however, I cannot stand to watch it because of the simple fact that they use the term “unsub” entirely too much! I am sure in the FBI the term unsub is used, but do they really use it that much?!? What ever happened to suspect? I don’t know why it aggravates me so much, but I swear it is like nails down a chalkboard when I hear it! Last night I started counting. I was quite humorous. Just as my boyfriend was getting into the plot and I start yelling numbers. By the middle of the show, my boyfriend even said “maybe we should email them”! I am wondering if anyone else notices these things, or am I just weird?